Rick Scott Dancing Is Nightmare Fuel

The Daily Look At This! is our daily video and/or GIF of the day. Rick Scott stopped into an elementary school music class last week and then proceeded to dance a creepy jig as the students played their instruments. You can watch the video here. But we figured the above…

Florida Couple Getting Amorous in Car Drive Into Someone’s House

Asia Walker and her boyfriend, Charles Phillips, were driving down Continental Drive, near Nova Road and LPGA Boulevard in Daytona Beach, at 5:30 in the morning when they decided it was a good time to start making out and getting superaffectionate with each other. And you’ll be shocked to learn…

Marco Rubio Sells Water Bottles, Raises More Than $100,000

Marco Rubio reeeaalllyyy wants you to to see that he triumphs over embarrassing this shit out of himself on live-national television in front of millions of viewers tragedy with this whole thirsty talking guy fiasco from last week. First he tweeted out a photo of his Poland Spring water bottle…

Obama and Tiger Woods Play Round of Golf in Palm City

Being president is tough. You have to fix everything, congress is constantly blocking every decision you make, and people and news networks accuse you of being a dirty socialist tyrant all the live long day. But then you also get to play golf with Tiger Woods, so it all evens…

Freeze Watch For Parts of Broward and Palm Beach This Weekend

Time to bust out the heavy clothes, scarves and all that useless winter crap you thought you’d never get to use, Florida. It’s about to get cold up in hurrrrr. The National Weather Service has issued a freeze watch for western Broward and Palm Beach counties this weekend, starting Saturday…

Chris Bosh Selected As All-Star Starter

The NBA All-Star game is about to get really dinosaury, because Erik Spoelstra has chosen Chris Bosh to start for the Eastern Conference All-Star squad. With Boston’s Rajon Rondo being out with an injury, a fifth and final slot was open. Debate immediately began on who Spoelstra should start in Rondo’s…

Russian Meteor Explosion Videos

The Daily Look At This! is our daily video and/or GIF of the day. Scientists believe that a possible meteor that might have hit Florida was likely 100 feet across and incinerated trees, animals and pretty much any living thing around it with its impact and insane heat. That probably…

Florida Cop Threatened To Feed Man to Alligators

Broward County resident Jessie Merchant was allegedly running in and out of traffic in Weston and generally being a nuisance when cops were called in to calm him down and remove him from the scene. Broward Sheriff’s deputy, Alan Dubinski, showed up and gave Merchant a stern warning to leave…

LeBron James and the Heat Smash the OKC Thunder 110-100

The Oklahoma City Thunder are among the best, most dangerous teams in the NBA. Particularly on their home floor, where they storm the court like bloodthirsty grizzly bears, frothing at the mouth, scoring at will, and laying waste NBA teams that dare walk onto Chesapeake Energy Arena to take them…

Anquan Boldin Being Questioned About Possible Ponzi Scheme

Former Pahokee high school, Florida State Seminole, and current Super Bowl champion Baltimore Ravens wide receiver Anquan Boldin is being questioned about a now-dissolved company that he was once a shareholder with that’s being accused of running a massive Ponzi scheme. The then-Palm Beach County-based Hawk Systems Inc. is being…

Bacterial Meningitis Reported at Miramar Elementary School

Fairway Elementary School in Miramar is reporting a case of bacterial meningitis, according to Broward school officials. School principal Michelle Engram-McKnight sent a letter to parents on Tuesday asking them to immediately take their children to a doctor if they begin to display any symptoms such as high fever, chills…

Obama Coming to West Palm Beach To Get Away From It All

The President of the United States has his very own airplane and can travel anywhere in the entire world he wants on a whim to kick back and relax. And for President’s Day Weekend — which is a weekend named after him, he’s choosing West Palm Beach. It’s about to…

Lauderdale Lakes Man Shot Over Loud Music

A man was shot and killed at a Lauderdale Lakes apartment complex at Whispering Pines, 4530 NW 36 street by an off-duty security guard early Thursday morning, according to police. The apparent reason? The man was playing his music too loudly, according to Broward Sheriff’s Office spokesperson, Keyla Concepcion…

Andre “Loki” Barbosa, Boca Raton Squatter, Has Released a Music Video

Andre “Loki” Barbosa, the 23-year-old Brazilian squatter who moved into a $2.5 million Boca mansion via the vague “adverse possession” Florida property law, then was finally evicted, has released a music video in which he raps and dances around (spinning around in circles is considered dancing, yes?). Sure he raps…

Obama Supports Florida’s Bid to Host Gay Games

Barack Obama is super down with The Gays. And, in another showing of being so, he’s thrown his support behind Florida’s bid to host the 2018 Gay Games via a letter to the organizing committee. The Gay Games have yet to pick a host nation for 2018. Orlando joins London,…

LeBron James Refuses to Stop Being Awesome

Thirty points and 60 percent shooting.In six straight games. That’s all LeBron’s been up to lately. No one else has ever done that in the history of the NBA. And so, LeBron James is in the record books.Again. Because it’s important to have his face-melting, carnage-inducing, soul-crushing dominant feats of…