Back in November, we told you about how Christopher Castillo of Melbourne, Florida, was so mad at President Obama for wanting to implement a health-care law that he took to Facebook and threatened to hunt down the president and watch him die. See also: Florida Man Arrested for Multiple Threats…
Hey, LeBron James. Hi. Hello. How are you? See the news about the Denver Nuggets’ Kenneth Faried being the first NBA player to take a stand against homophobia? It’s true! The Manimal has joined Athlete Ally, an organization that combats homophobia in all sports, and he’s hoping other pro athletes will…
In 2004, Tony Vincent found a Doberman puppy tied to a tree with a chain. The choke-chain collar that was dug two into her neck had to be surgically removed. Vincent rescued the pup, adopted her, and named her Nikki. Since then, Nikki has become the de facto face for…
As we told you last week, Marco Rubio will be performing the GOP Feats! Of! Strength! as he delivers the State of the Union address response tonight. And, in a shocking twist, he plans on painting President Obama as a Big Government Spender Who Is Just a Socialist Spending Guy…
Last Friday Florida Atlantic University campus police shot an armed man on the roof of one of the campus buildings. Reports trickled in that the man was homeless and that he lunged at them with a knife, prompting the FAU cops to open fire. The man, identified as 22-year-old Nicholas…
You’ve griped and complained many times that you need to cut down on coffee. You made it one of your New Years resolutions, even. You’re jittery and nervous all day, and your teeth are starting to stain. Not to mention the 3:00 p.m. crash. Man you need to cut down…
In case ya haven’t heard, Pope Benedict XVI has given his three-week’s notice to God. The 85-year-old Pontiff, who was once part of the Hitler Youth and went out of his way to protect pedophile priests, told the Vatican that he’s stepping down due to being inflicted with old. “Before…
Former chairman of the Republican Party of Florida, Jim Greer, was headed to trial on fraud, theft and money laundering charges after allegations of big-time spending and shady behavior surfaced. But, in a surprising twist, Greer has accepted a plead deal Monday morning and has pled guilty. See also: Jim Greer:…
LeBron James has demonstrated such deity-like powers lately, the pope said, “Ah fuck it. I quit.”Throughout his career as an indomitable nard-crushing baller, LeBron has repeatedly demonstrated his astonishing ability to cock-punch his opponents unconscious while simultaneously lighting them on fire with every shot and dunk. And yet, he’s never…
If you haven’t heard yet, there’s a massive blizzard storm weather event snow thing that’s about to engulf the northeastern part of the U.S. The Weather Channel has nicknamed the menacing storm Nemo, for some reason. In any event, thanks to Nemo, Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport has announced a crapload…
Michael Seacrest got into an argument with Adrijon Hoti in the early morning hours on Thursday. Apparently Hoti was angry at Seacrest for taking a jacket that wasn’t his. A heated argument ensued, and Hoti stepped up to Seacrest and allegedly made verbal threats. Seacrest didn’t like a dude being…
According to Boca Raton police, at least one person has been shot at Florida Atlantic University’s Boca campus. The shooting reportedly happened on the roof of one of the buildings, but police have yet to confirm that. This is a developing story…. Update [1:00 p.m.]: Police have confirmed that FAU…
For a long while now this season, the Miami Heat were languishing at the bottom of the league in rebounds. This was partly due to them not having a real rebounding specialist. It was also because the Heat sometimes approach regular season games like a kid playing with his mashed…
Having a baby is many things: wonderful, scary, exuberant, life-affirming, and life-changing. Rick Scott wants to add “creepy as shit” to that list. Governor Voldemort has teamed up with Hallmark and several local hospitals to send cards to new moms with greetings, congratulations, and immunization advice. Scott insists that this isn’t…
Bayli Silberstein wanted to start a Gay-Straight Alliance Club at her school, Carver Middle School in Leesburg, Florida. Basically the 14-year-old wanted to create a school club where her friends who had been “bullied for their sexual orientation”could have a place to talk about such things, and generally hang out…
Sean G took a young lady he met on Tagged out on a date. The two went out and presumably had a lovely time together. At the end of the night, Sean G drove his date to her house, before driving home, like a true gentleman. But not before he allegedly…
Authorities seized a boat Thursday morning reportedly stolen from Broward County that apparently had a huge shipment of drugs. A boatload of drugs, if you will (sorry). Law enforcement sources are saying that about 1,000 pounds of drugs were seized…
It appears the Alex-Collins-Mother-Absconded-With-His Letter-of-Intent-gate is far from over. Just this morning, we told you how the South Plantation High star running back recruit said he’s still going to sign with Arkansas, even after his mom ran off with his letter of intent Wednesday. See also: -Mother of Alex Collins,…
Calvin Butler is in Palm Beach County Jail on a $100,000 bond, after being arrested Tuesday night and charged with practicing medicine without a license. The medicine Butler practiced?Injecting silicone into patients’ asses in a West Palm Beach motel and closing the wounds with Krazy Glue. Because, what could possibly…
Yesterday we told you about South Plantation High star running back Alex Collins’ mom confiscating his letter of intent to attend Arkansas and then disappearing with it. Basically, Momma Collins doesn’t want her baby to go so far away. And who can blame her? It’s her son; it’s a tense…
What’s better than a beer, a burger, and some very large boobs? Hallandale Beach and Weston would say, “Nothing. Nothing is what’s better than those things.” Because, as it turns out, both cities are planning to open new breastaurants in the coming months because titties is awesome! Hallandale Beach will…
Looks like next week’s State of the Union address response by the GOPers is gonna be a little more charisma-y than what everybody’s used to. Republicans have announced that Charisma Boy! himself, President Sen. Marco Rubio, will be delivering their response to President Barack Obama’s State of the Union address…
