If you found yourself saying, “Hey! He’s talking about me!” during Barack Obama’s inaugural speech, it’s because you either waited in line to vote for many hours or you’re gay or both! During the speech for his second inauguration, Obama made references to two items that are of great importance…
The Miami Heat, in desperate need to have someone grab more than four rebounds a game (seriously, the Heat are currently ranked 29th in rebounds, which is just straight-up ass), worked out Chris “Birdman” Andersen two weeks ago and apparently liked what they saw enough to sign him to a…
The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission has been on the lookout for an escaped grizzly bear in Naples. The 125-pounder named Booboo apparently escaped from a private ranch near Naples in the Golden Gate Estates area on Tuesday. Which means this little guy’s been hanging around, going through people’s…
Palm Beach County Schools Superintendent Wayne Gent says the county will add about 30 school police aides to increase security at schools. As it stands, the district will spend about $400,000 to do so. See also: Palm Beach Mayors Call for Metal Detectors in Schools The district will also wrap…
Some dog owners are cruel, which is bad enough on its own. But some dog owners are just assholes. West Palm Beach resident Reginald Johnson was unhappy about something his gray pitbull Trinity did, so he decided to punish her. By hanging her on a tree…
Ricardo Davis and his girlfriend got into a verbal spat, as some couples are apt to do. And sure, sometimes the arguments between you and your lady end badly, like someone calling the other’s mother a bad name. But according to Palm Bay Police, Davis apparently decided to end this…
Whenever a showdown between LeBron James and Kobe Bryant goes down, the suddenly-not-all-that-important regular season becomes ALL IMPORTANT. That’s because Kobe apologists and Laker fans crawl out of the woodwork to remind everyone that he has RINGZZZ and is so badass he nicknamed himself Mamba. But then there’s LeBron, who…
With the Great Python Purge Challenge Hunt Thing 2013 well under way, it seems all kinds of folks are joining in to try to win themselves some cash for killing a python. One of those folks is apparently Sen. Bill Nelson himself. And, like pretty much everyone else involved in…
Seventeen people were arrested in Boynton Beach by federal agents for suspicion of using stolen prescription pads to get drugs and then sell them. The arrests occurred Thursday afternoon when Drug Enforcement Administration agents swept in and booked several men on state drug charges, according to DEA spokeswoman Mia Ro…
Alexander Marcelino Perez needed a job, so he walked into Spencer’s — a sex toy and novelty shop in Bradenton — and asked for an application. But, joke was on Spencer’s, because Perez wasn’t there to apply for a job. He was there to get his rocks off.Namely, by swiping…
Fresh off admitting that he gave away the dog he had adopted before being elected once he was elected, Rick Scott has moved on to tackling more current events. Such as gun control. Specifically, gun control in Florida. And, in what has been his go-to move, Scott plans to do…
Two men met a 16-year-old boy on Grindr and engaged in some steamy-hot sexting via instant messages. This led to the three meeting up on December 12 to do some poppers and then hop into a hot tub. The three then engaged in unprotected sex. The two men, Darrell Allen…
The mayors of Riviera Beach, Belle Glade, and Magnolia Park went before the school board on Wednesday to ask the district to install metal detectors in schools. The three Palm Beach mayors have put together an online petition that has garnered more than 100 signatures so far. “There’s no limit…
President Obama held a news conference in which he unveiled 23 executive actions on gun control yesterday. And, naturally, the GOPers are up in arms and want the president impeached because gun control is tyranny and bad for liberty and un-American and other butthurt reasons. Among those that are hinting…
Barring an unforeseen incident — say, an asteroid colliding with the Earth, or Xenu attacking the planet with his intergalactic army, or Godzilla wanting to eat San Francisco — LeBron James is set to reach 20,000 career points tonight when the Heat visit the Golden State Warriors. Also, LeBron will…
With Florida now numero uno in concealed gun permits and with thousands showing up to the gun show in Fort Lauderdale this past weekend comes today’s news conference held by President Obama that aims to anger lots and lots of Floridians who just want to be able to buy themselves…
James Tracy, the tenured Florida Atlantic University professor who espoused conspiracy theories regarding Sandy Hook, says FAU has opened an investigation on him and wants to meet with him next week. According to the school’s student magazine, University Press, Tracy believes the university is feeling pressure from its donors. Tracy,…
Sabrina Fulton, the mother of slain 17-year-old Trayvon Martin, is joining State Rep. Alan Williams for a news conference in Tallahassee this morning for a call of repeal the “Stand Your Ground” law. The presser, scheduled to be held at 11:30 a.m., will be held in front of the Senate…
Yesterday the internet nearly broke in half when an exhaustive Tampa Bay Times investigation revealed that Rick Scott dumped his dog Reagan after publicly adopting him during his election campaign in 2010. At the time, Scott paraded the fact that he had adopted the dog and even had a name-the-dog…
Close to 16 Florida law enforcement agencies joined together for a massive sex sting operation that nabbed all kinds of suspects from all walks of life, including a Florida high school English teacher. The suspects were under the impression they were going to meet up and have sex with underaged…
Three years ago, the City of Riviera Beach destroyed multimillionaire Fane Lozman’s home. At the time, city officials said Lozman’s 60-foot, two-story floating home was not a vessel and therefore ordered it dismantled at the marina where it was docked. Work crews spent five days dismantling the house as Fozman…
Cooper City Commissioner Lisa Mallozzi didn’t agree with someone at the commission meeting telling her something she disagreed with, so she gave a terse rebuttal to the person’s remarks. And by “terse rebuttal,” we mean she told this person to blow her. See also: John Sims, Cooper City Commissioner, Posts…
