A Delray Beach groundskeeper was arrested for going all Carl Spackler on some ducks at the apartment complex where he works. Maintenance supervisor Scott Jensen, 48, was arrested and charged after he went up onto a rooftop and started taking out ducks with a high-powered rifle like a sniper. The…
A man in southwest Florida was arrested for running around naked on a golf course and wreaking all kinds of havoc and ballyhoo with his nakedness. According to Pasco Sheriff’s Office deputies, the unidentified man ran around a Tarpon Springs golf course early Tuesday morning, completely nude. He also appeared…
About 300 or so Allen West supporters gathered on Monday night for the Allen West Goodbye and Thanks for All the Crazy BBQ. It was apparently a night of BBQ, thank yous, and obscure military references at his campaign headquarters in Stuart. West, who finally conceded to Patrick Murphy when…
Miami Dolphins safety Jonathon Amaya was arrested in the wee hours of Monday morning and charged with battery after an alleged altercation with a cabdriver. The alleged dispute stems from a 40-mile trip Amaya allegedly took from Bamboo nightclub on Miami Beach to Weston, in Broward County. Amaya is allegedly…
High tide waves have eroded the beach, knocked down a wall and some palm trees, and wrecked a portion of the sidewalk north of Sunrise Boulevard on A1A. On Friday, the Florida Department of Transportation declared an emergency after chunks of the street collapsed and washed into the ocean. Concrete…
A man was taken to St. Mary’s Medical Center with a gunshot wound in the mouth after he and several accomplices allegedly tried to go all Ben Affleck in The Town and rob a Bank of America armored truck in West Palm Beach. According to the Palm Beach Post, around 7 a.m…
Orange County sheriff’s Capt. Angelo Nieves admitted on Sunday that detectives investigating the disappearance of Casey Anthony’s 2-year-old daughter, Caylee, overlooked evidence that someone in the Anthony home did a Google search for “fool-proof suffocation.” During the June 16, 2008, search, detectives looked through several entries only from the computer’s…
Back in October we told you about a mysterious manatee molester who apparently jumped on top of a manatee and dry humped it or something and then vanished. Turns out, she rode the manatee in question, much like a person would ride a horse, and was photographed by many eye-witnesses…
Ryan Tannehill didn’t “grow up” before our very eyes on Sunday. He didn’t KILL. He didn’t become “magically delicious.” He’s a good quarterback. We knew this already. But the rookie reminded everyone that the Dolphins’ enduring search for a franchise quarterback may finally be over. With eight minutes to go,…
As the rest of the nation gathered in droves to hit up the superfantastic deals on Black Friday and basically kill one another for half-off toasters and universal remote controls, Walmart workers and activists held peaceful rallies outside stores as part of a nationwide walkout to protest poor wages and…
A Jacksonville cop has quit the force after admitting that he’d told his fellow police officers that if anyone needed someone to shoot President Obama, he’d totally be the guy they should call. “If an order was given to kill Obama or something,” Officer Sam Koivisto reportedly said, “then I…
As you know, today is Black Friday. But instead of hitting up crowded malls and department stores, why not go a different route and use the big shopping day to purchase a private island once owned by a Nazi sympathizer? Sounds just as reasonable as shoving elbows into other people’s…
A prostitution sting conducted by Boynton Beach Police on Monday and Tuesday netted 16 arrests, including juvenile prostitutes and cocaine seizures. The undercover sting was part of an effort to crack down on human trafficking and sexual exploitation throughout South Florida, which has become a hot spot for the illegal…
Millions of turkeys were consumed yesterday on The Thanksgiving Day. But two turkeys in the Keys were determined that they would not be among their fellow gobblers that get laid out, glazed up, baked and have their carcasses stuffed with brown starchy edibles and gawked at by drooling hairless hominids…
Thanksgiving dinner can be a chore, or it can be a hoot. But mostly, it can be a pain in the ass. Particularly when your family annoys the crap out of you. As it is most years, you’re either traveling somewhere or having family coming in from out of town…
A good sign your dentist might not really be a dentist: when he has his office in an apartment complex. Also, when he injects some weird paste into your mouth to relieve the pain. Also, if he gives you an injection in your butt and says it’s for the toothache…
Well now, here’s a story to warm your Thanksgiving cockles. An orthopedic resident at Broward Health Medical Center delivered his own son while in the emergency-room parking lot. Dr. Timothy Hawkes was forced to make the delivery before getting to the hospital when he realized the baby was crowning. His…
Tomorrow is the Thanksgiving. Which means, unless you’re traveling, you’re home, chillin, watching the parade, some football, and eating until your pants splode. Of course, you’ll inevitably have that moment where you remember that you forgot to buy enough deserts, or learn that your Uncle is bringing his mistress for…
Jeb Bush’s son Jeb Bush Jr. appeared on CNN yesterday to answer the typical CNN-y type questions about why the Republicans are a sad, sad party to which blacks and Latinos were invited but got the Oh, I’d love to but I got a thing answer at the polls. But…
Melissa Miller of Port St. Lucie was speeding down U.S. 1 in Fort Pierce at 1 a.m. Tuesday. As she clocked in at 100 mph in a 30-mph zone, she began to blast her car horn. But it’s totally cool that she did all that because, according to the cops…
A substitute teacher at Palm Beach Lakes High School has reportedly been fired after he allegedly got into a brawl with a student at the school. The fight was caught on a cell phone camera by another student. The incident occurred back on November 8, around 2 p.m. The video…
With the news that Allen West has given up his fight after he demanded a recount and then saw that his opponent got even more votes as a result of that recount and therefore conceded, we’re happy but also sad. West’s defeat is a win for America because, holy crap,…
