Nine Reasons Chicago Bears Fans Are the Worst

The 2014 Miami Dolphins season is well underway! And while lots of other sites will be breaking down each game and list reasons why the Dolphins will or won’t win while analyzing players, coaches, and match-ups against their respective opponent week to week, we won’t. Not us. Not here. Instead,…

Charlie Crist Broke the Debate Rules With Fan, Officials Say

Because Florida is Florida, the topic of the day Thursday is, of course, FanGate. And now debate organizers have released a statement saying that Charlie Crist did, intact, break debate rules by having his trusty fan with him onstage. The statement from the Leadership Florida and the Florida Press Association…

#FanGate Reactions Dominate Post-Debate Spin by Politicians

The room was cluttered with a dizzying array of voices. Bodies crushed in together. Lights flashed. Cameras buzzed. The so-called post-debate Spin Room — the designated area where politicians go and talk to the media about how their candidate won the debate — was a steaming goulash of pant suits,…

Rick Scott-Charlie Crist Debate Live Blog

Hi. Hello. How are you? Ready for the debate between two candidates you’re not all that fired up to see become our governor? No? Well, fear not. Because we here at New Times are gonna be blogging the shenanigans live from Broward College. We’ll be bringing you every issue, and…

The Rick Scott-Charlie Crist Debate Drinking Game

Tonight’s the night Gov. Rick Scott and former Gov. Charlie Crist bring their 2014 Election-Palooza to Broward and yell at each other indirectly by saying loud things at television cameras. Scott and Crist will face off at the Leadership Florida-Florida Press Association debate going down at Broward College at 7…

Rick Scott Asks Judge to Rule on His Gmail Records After the Election

On the eve of the second gubernatorial debate, Rick Scott is suddenly mired in several lawsuits that are asking him to simply be transparent about how much money he’s really making and where exactly he’s earning his money. Particularly, if that earned money is coming from corporations that have benefited…

No One Showed Up for the Florida Panthers Game Last Night

The Florida Panthers apparently are a thing. And last night they had themselves an honest-to-goodness NHL hockey match at the BB&T Center in Broward. Unfortunately, not many people were aware of it because, according to the official tally, only 7,311 people showed up to the game. So maybe it’s because…

Joe Biden in Boca Today Campaigning for Charlie Crist

Vice President Joe Biden is hitting up Boca and Broward on Monday to do a little campaigning for Charlie Crist. The vice president will be making the rounds with Crist, first at a synagogue in Boca Raton, then later at Broward College’s Coconut Creek campus. Biden’s wife, Dr. Jill Biden,…

Dolphins Get Beaten by Dan Marino Spike Play

Midway through the second half of the Dolphins-Packers game Sunday, Fox color analyst John Lynch compared Aaron Rodgers to Fins legend Dan Marino. Lynch told viewers that Marino’s release was the quickest he’s ever seen but that Rodgers’ release was right up there. Little did Lynch — or any of…

Nine Reasons Green Bay Packers Fans Are the Worst

The 2014 Miami Dolphins season is well underway! And while lots of other websites will be breaking down each game and listing reasons why the Dolphins will or won’t win while analyzing players, coaches, and match-ups against their respective opponent week to week, we won’t. Not us. Not here. Instead,…