Some people believe that having the last word in an argument is how you determined who won. Others believe that whipping out your penis and shaking it at the person you’re arguing with is how you determine that. And by “others,” we mean John Solomayar of Fort Pierce, who was…

A petition to have a Jacksonville high school change its name from a KKK leader has apparently reached 90,000 signatures. Also, apparently we need petitions to not have schools named after KKK leaders. The mostly black school is named after Nathan Bedford Forrest, a lieutenant general in the Confederate Army…

Git yer huntin’ guns, boys! Hunting gators in Loxahatchee will soon be a thing. The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service announced that it’s expanding hunting at 26 national wildlife refuges, including Loxahatchee wildlife refuge. Despite an outpouring of emails and letters saying that gator hunting kind of goes against the…

With all the hootin’ and hollerin’ about Obamacare, and the GOPers holding fillabustery things, and Rick Scott writing letters to Congress to make it all stop, there’s this: According to a thing called “reading,” Florida is at the top of the list in the U.S. in terms of the amount…

A woman is being sought by Palm Beach Police after selfies that she took with an iPad she allegedly stole appeared on the victim’s home computer. The victim had his iPad and iPod stolen out of his car when he was dropping off his kids at South County Regional Park…

Olivia Newton-John flew in a Catholic priest to conduct an exorcism at her Florida home after a man killed himself there last month. Her main reason: So that potential buyers of her $5.6 million home won’t use the ol’ “This place is haunted!” and try to stiff her on the…

A few weeks ago, we told you about how State Attorney General Pam Bondi had the execution of a convicted murderer postponed because it got in the way of her reelection kickoff party. Well, now Bondi has come out with a “mea culpa” (or a “my bad,” if you prefer)…

A woman who hosted a French foreign exchange student ten years ago was attacked and almost murdered by said student because, he says, she needed to be protected by the demons that were coming after her. The Frenchman, Pierre Franchi, 29, allegedly attacked 66-year-old Sue Ann Montfort and tried to…

So, a man in Deltona walked into the water office and handed the cashier an envelope, presumably to pay for his water bill on Monday. Turns out, instead of cash, the cashier found some cocaine inside the envelope. Also turns out, you can’t pay for your water bill with yeyo…

A couple of West Palm Beach city workers were injured when they accidentally set off an explosion after a transformer blew this morning. The two men were taken to St. Mary’s Medical Center under trauma alerts, according to fire rescue. The explosion happened on the 100 block of Clematis Street…

In the least shocking news in the history of everything, rich and entitled people have ruined something pretty important for others. Thanks to this report about rich moms who hired guides to pretend they were disabled so their spoiled children could skip lines at Disney World, the theme park is…

Back in 2011, a West Palm Beach woman found a helicopter had landed on the roof of her home. Actually, it crashed there after the pilot apparently tried to land the chopper on the street but then changed his mind when he saw power lines in the way. And since…

Apparently we’re that much closer to sharks just walking onto the beach and biting us now. A woman was bitten by a shark in just two feet of water in Ormond Beach over the weekend. She had to be hospitalized with a gash on her foot. According to reports, the…

The Broward Sheriff’s Office announced over the weekend that Deputy Daniel Rivera succumbed to the injuries he suffered when his squad car veered off I-95 and crashed into a tree last Wednesday morning. Rivera was pronounced dead at 10:20 p.m. Saturday at Broward Health North hospital, according to the BSO…

The University of South Florida is reporting that an armed intruder has been spotted near the College of Medicine in the USF Health Center. Students have been advised to avoid the area. The Tampa Bay Times reports that USF police got a call around 1:40 Friday afternoon about a man…

A West Palm Beach was man walking northbound on I-95, a weary traveler who was making a one-man pilgrimage to Palm Bay. He was tired, sweaty, and also not wearing any shoes. A Florida Highway patrolman approached the man, who told the trooper he was on a mission from God…

A Hillsborough school bus driver appears to be texting while driving as she was transporting students. According to wptv.com, a 14-year-old student captured the moment on her camera phone and then showed it to her parents. The video shows the driver apparently texting with one hand and holding the steering…

Broward and Palm Beach each reported that unemployment rates have dropped in recent weeks in the respective counties. And while on the surface this appears to be good news, a lot of it is based on the number of people who have stopped looking for jobs altogether. So, it’s good…