A 7-year-old boy has already done more in his young life than you ever will after he got his Indiana Jones on and discovered what appears to be an ancient canoe. Koen Ergle was scuba diving in Owen Lake near Ocala when he spotted a piece of wood dug into…
And now for your dose of Friday-morning awfulness. A mentally challenged Delray Beach man who had spent months saving up to buy himself the highly anticipated Grand Theft Auto V videogame was beaten up by a man and woman who then stole the game from him…
A Florida pool cleaner and a Connecticut realtor say they were victims of a scam perpetrated by Donald Trump’s seminar-based education program Trump Institute of Boca Raton. Namely, that Trump’s deal-making secrets they were promised were not delivered. The Trump Institute of Boca Raton, which at one point was called…
A Florida man got into a big fight with his live-in girlfriend and decided that her being such a super nag was the Devil’s work, so he decided to hold her down and perform an exorcism on her. Sounds like a measured and reasoned thing to do in a situation…
Last November, Florida’s Public Service Commission approved a $246 million annual rate hike for Florida Power & Light. The hike started hitting bills in January. But now, Florida’s consumer advocate is asking the Florida Supreme Court to overturn the rate hike. At the time of the approval, the costs were…
Ever receive a text, and you think it’s from a buddy or your girlfriend, and you look up to read it and it says: “Your entry in our drawing WON you a FREE $1,000 Target Giftcard! Enter “312.” Well, so have millions of other people And now, two Broward businessmen…
The Heat’s Birdman was a victim of a double catfish. Before becoming a local icon and helping the Miami Heat win its second-consecutive NBA championship, Chris “Birdman” Andersen played for the Denver Nuggets. And it was while he was with the Nuggets that Andersen was caught up in speculation about…
Broward County has decided to stop its ambulance service on the one stretch of highway in South Florida with the least amount of lighting, where people statistically travel way past the speed limit, and where alligators, panthers, and snakes reside just off to the side of the road. Alligator Alley…
Hey, parts of Sunrise! There’s poop in your water! Probably. So please be advised that a boil water advisory is still in effect for you. According to city officials, several hundred Sunrise water customers are being asked to keep boiling their water, or to use bottled water, after a water…
Coral Springs is holding an Exotic Pets Amnesty Day on Saturday during which people can bring over weird animals not native to Florida and drop them off. Why? Well, because Florida has an invasive-species problem. There’s lionfish, pythons, dog-killing pythons, giant snails, a weird exotic lizard known as a tegus,…
Back in July, we told you about transgender nursing student Alex Wilson, who was told by administrators at Pinellas Technical Education Centers that she could not use the ladies’ restroom and was forced to walk across campus to use a single-person’s restroom instead. The school also allegedly threatened to press…
Miami-Dade Police pursued an armed gunman into west Broward, where a standoff ensued. Shots were fired on U.S. 27 near Griffin Road, according to police. Reports say the incident started Wednesday morning when two women were shot near the 12300 block of SW 190th Street in southwest Miami-Dade. Cops then…
Forbes.com released its list of the 400 People Who Have So Much More Money Than You, It’s Really Not Even Funny List for 2013, and Palm Beach residents are all over that thing. In all, 27 rich Palm Beachers made Forbes’ list, including the Koch Twins. David Koch, the 73-year-old…
Last week, we told you about how you needed to go ahead and not crash on Alligator Alley, because Broward was going to discontinue its one ambulance service into the stretch of highway due to budget cuts. Well, good news. You can crash on Alligator Alley all you want now,…
In probably what is the least shocking news in the history of everything, former Chicago Bull and current TNT NBA analyst Steve Kerr says that the Miami Heat will fall short of a three-peat in 2014. In fact, he goes on to say that not only will the Heat not…
Back in August, when Florida’s State Board of Education named Pam Stewart interim president for the second straight year following consecutive epic fails by the acting education chiefs, we here at the Pulp threw out the idea that, hey, why not hire Stewart full-time? AND APPARENTLY THEY LISTENED! Probably. Anyway,…
A Miami Dolphins fan was arrested after he did what every Miami Dolphins fan dreams of but hardly ever actually acts on — he beat the shit out of a Jets fan with a PVC pipe. And before you judge the Fins fan, keep in mind that Jets fans are…
You sit around all day playing Candy Crush and bitching on Twitter about how Facebook sucks, so why not get paid a crapload of money while doing that? NASA is recruiting volunteers to lie in bed for 70 days to research the effects of microgravity on the human body. Volunteers…
The jury in the Gerard Lopes Belmonte trial started deliberations on Tuesday following a brief trial of a gruesome and tragic murder. On Monday, the jury heard the closing arguments and will now decide the fate of Lopes, who stands accused of raping and murdering his adoptive mother, Natalie Belmonte…
So it’s come down to this for Tim Tebow. A Russian pro football team is reportedly offering the former Florida Gator star turned failed NFL experiment Tim Tebow $1 million for two games. And Tebow is said to be interested. Also, yes, there’s such a thing as Russian pro football,…
A recent study on bridges by the Associated Press found that 7,795 of the nation’s bridges have been designated both “structurally deficient” and “fracture critical,” meaning that almost 8,000 U.S. bridges are under an increased risk of collapsing. But the same study says Florida’s bridges remain among the sturdiest in…
Lake Mary Police Chief Steve Bracknell received emails from a citizen saying George Zimmerman was a “ticking time bomb” and another “Sandy Hook” waiting to happen. And, as it is, Bracknell said he agreed with the emailer. Of course, now that the news is out, Bracknell is backtracking on that…
