Wellington Man Imprisoned Wife for Three Years, Cops Say

A Wellington man was arrested for allegedly imprisoning his wife for the past three years, according to the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office. The wife of the suspect, Qasem Alabed, 42, claims that, along with not allowing her to leave their home, he also beat her with a television remote…

Air Force Drone Crashes In Florida Highway

Traffic on Florida’s highways can be a pain in the ass. What with all the bad drivers, the poor weather, the congested lanes and things falling from the sky and exploding on the road. A drone that flew out of Tyndall Air Force Base in Panama City crashed into US…

Marissa Alexander Must Be Pardoned By Rick Scott

Florida Senator Dwight Bullard has sent a letter to Gov. Rick Scott, urging him to pardon Marissa Alexander. Alexander is a 32-year-old African American mother of three who was sentenced to 20 years for firing a gun into the air to ward off her abusive husband. She tried to use…

Rick Scott Says “No” To Dream Defenders, Protest Continues

On Tuesday, we told you about the group, Dream Defenders, busing in protesters from all over the state to stage a sit-in at Gov. Rick Scott’s office in Tallahassee. The group is staging its protest to demand that Scott call a special session to review the “Stand Your Ground” law…

Florida Man Wrestles Shark For Forty Five Minutes

So a guy who used to live in Florida wrestled a shark for no other reason than because he can. Elliot Sudal, who moved to Nantucket from Sanibel, is in the news today for ranglin’ up a shark off the shores of Massachusetts, and then wrestling it before dragging it…

Bonnie Clearwater to Head Up Fort Lauderdale’s Museum of Art

Bonnie Clearwater, the woman who put the Museum of Contemporary Art in North Miami on the map, will now be heading up the Museum of Art in Fort Lauderdale. Clearwater has been MOCA’s executive director and chief curator since 1993, and was the main reason behind the museum’s rise to…

Boy Scouts Not Allowing Obese Kids to Take Part in National Jamboree

The Boy Scouts of America is currently holding its 2013 National Jamboree, where scouts from all over the country converge in West Virginia to whitewater raft, climb mountains, zip lines, mountain bike, and participate in other Boy Scouty things. But, apparently the scouts’ body mass index criteria to take part…

South Florida Men Arrested in Massive Child Predator Sting

A five-week operation by federal authorities has nabbed 255 suspected child predators, with 58 of those arrests coming from Florida. Authorities have confirmed that of those 58 men arrested in the sting, five of them are from South Florida, including the Weston and Dania Beach areas. The sting, called Operation…

Mike Miller Has Been Amnestied by Miami Heat

According to multiple reports, the Miami Heat will amnesty Mike Miller. Although earlier reports said the Heat would not be exercising its amnesty clause this year, it looks like it’s officially going to be Miller, AKA Let It Fly, AKA Teen Wolf, AKA Mystic Wolfman, AKA Pet Sematary, AKA Shoeless…

Rick Scott’s Office Inundated With Sit-In Protesters

Dream Defenders, an organization committed to confronting inequality, are busing college students to Gov. Rick Scott’s office Tuesday to demand that he calls a special session to review the “Stand Your Ground” law and enact anti-racial-profiling training for law enforcement officers. Through its peaceful sit-in protest, the group is demanding…

Mermaid Kicked Out of Community Pool by Homeowners Association

A mermaid living in the Fishhawk Ranch community in Lithia, Florida, can no longer swim in the pool, says the community’s homeowners association. Eden Sirene (or, as she’s known by her nonmermaid name, Jenna Conti) was told she’s not allowed to wear her fins in the pool, per the community’s…

Palm Beach County Jail on Lockdown After White Powder Discovered UPDATED

Update: The PBC FR Hazmat has tested the powder substance and determined it to be non-hazardous, non-protein “silica” based substance. Original post: A Corrections Support Personnel (CSP) worker at the Palm Beach County Jail was pulling an inmate’s property when a powered substance seeped out. The worker is employed in…

Port Everglades FPL Plant Demolished

The giant candy cane striped power plant smokestacks that stood majestically in Port Everglades and spewed crap into the air will no longer dominate the Ft. Lauderdale skyline. Florida Power & Light strapped some dynamite to the 350-foot, 7,500-ton boilers and imploded them Tuesday morning, making it the largest power…

George Zimmerman’s Brother Says Trayvon Caused His Own Death

George Zimmerman’s brother, Robert Jr., the same guy who went on a rant on his Twitter feed comparing Trayvon Martin to a black Georgia teen accused of killing a baby, decried people using the race card on his bro during a Sunday interview with Piers Morgan. He also told Morgan…