George Zimmerman Jury May Consider Lesser Charge of Manslaughter

George Zimmerman’s jury has been told by a judge that it may consider the lesser of charge of manslaughter, in addition to the second-degree murder charge he’s already facing. Circuit Judge Debra Nelson made the ruling on Thursday. So now Zimmerman’s jurors have three options to go with when they…

Broward County Sheriff’s Office Zimmerman PSA Is Kinda Racist

The George Zimmerman verdict is expected to be handed down in the coming days. So the Broward County Sheriff’s Office has decided to preemptively racially profile an entire community by releasing a public service announcement video urging folks to “raise their voices, not their hands” when the verdict is read…

Sunrise Man Poses as Flirty Woman to Rob Other Men

Lonely men looking for love went and found some at a social site called Mocospace.com. There they met up and chatted with a flirty, attractive woman with shoulder-length hair who complimented them, seduced them, and eventually invited them over to her place at the Boardwalk Apartments in the 2900 block…

Dwyane Wade Being Sued by Ex-Wife Over Endorsement Money

Looks like Dwyane Wade and ex-wife Siohvaughn Funches-Wade aren’t done with their bitter feud. The latest brouhaha? She’s suing him over endorsement money. Funches-Wade filed a lawsuit against D-Wade on Tuesday alleging that he owes her money from his endorsement deals. D-Wade — or, more to the point, his lawyer…

Fort Lauderdale Commission Approves Streetcar Tax

Streetcars conjure up visions of San Francisco, New Orleans, Uncle Ben’s Rice, and that Marlon Brando movie where he pleads for his wife to return to him after he beats her. But now, it will also conjure up downtown Fort Lauderdale because Ft. Lauderdale Commissioners have unanimously approved a plan…

Florida Woman Gets Naked, Steals a Car From Dealership

Leaving your car overnight to be serviced at the dealership has its pros and cons. You might get good service, you might get charged a little extra, they might find other things wrong with it, you might have a passed out naked woman take it for a joy ride –…

Miami Heat Re-Sign Birdman to One-Year Deal

When the Miami Heat signed Chris Andersen this past January, your friendly neighborhood Pulpist called the acquisition a “low-risk, high reward for a team desperately in need of a high-energy-crash-the-boards-at all-costs kind of a player.” NAILED IT. And now, the Birdman will be returning, as the Heat has announced it’s…

Tropical Storm Chantal Might Be Downgraded to Tropical Wave

For a while there, it looked like Tropical Storm Chantal was going to come in and ruin everybody’s weekend by being all tropical stormy on our asses. But now, she isn’t looking so tough, thanks to her weakening overnight and what with Cuba’s mountainous terrains battering her enough to slow…

Marco Rubio Isn’t Doing So Hot With Republican Voters

Remember when Marco Rubio was the Golden Boy Chosen One Can Do No Wrong Savior of the GOPers in 2016 just a few months ago? Well today, yea, not so much. Since taking up the struggle for immigration reform, Rubez’s fellow GOPers — particularly the Tea Baggy Folk — have…

Florida Man Throws Kittens Out of Moving Car

A man tossed a couple of kittens out of his car as he drove down the road, Lee County Sheriff’s deputies say. When cops pulled over and confronted the man about his heinous actions, he vehemently denied he was the person who threw the kittens out of the car. See…

Caylee Anthony’s Toys Sold at Yard Sale, According to Report

Casey Anthony’s parents apparently sold toys belonging to their slain granddaughter, Caylee, at a yard sale in Mount Dora, Florida. According to a report by RadarOnline, Casey’s parents Cindy and George, laid out toys and clothes in the front yard of their home and put them up for sale…

Pygmy Sperm Whales Beach Themselves in Jupiter Island

In what’s becoming a sad trend, two pygmy sperm whales have beached themselves on Jupiter Island. The Florida Wildlife Conservation Commission has been called in, and it appears the two whales are a mother and her calf. The animals reportedly came ashore Tuesday morning at 251 S. Beach Road…

Florida Teen Bitten in the Head by Alligator

A couple of Seminole County teens were taking a summertime dip in their local swimming hole when one of them got bit in the head by an alligator. Let’s break that sentence down: 1.) Swimming holes are an actual thing? We thought that was only in movies or The Andy…