Bayli Silberstein wanted to start a Gay-Straight Alliance Club at her school, Carver Middle School in Leesburg, Florida. Basically the 14-year-old wanted to create a school club where her friends who had been “bullied for their sexual orientation”could have a place to talk about such things, and generally hang out…
And so, this is how the Loki Boy saga — which has captivated Floridians, New Yorkers and Londoners for weeks — will end. With a whimper. An empty mansion, some personal possessions strewn about, and Bank Of America has won AGAIN. Three cheers for America! Yesterday at 1:30 p.m., police…
Sean G took a young lady he met on Tagged out on a date. The two went out and presumably had a lovely time together. At the end of the night, Sean G drove his date to her house, before driving home, like a true gentleman. But not before he allegedly…
Authorities seized a boat Thursday morning reportedly stolen from Broward County that apparently had a huge shipment of drugs. A boatload of drugs, if you will (sorry). Law enforcement sources are saying that about 1,000 pounds of drugs were seized…
It appears the Alex-Collins-Mother-Absconded-With-His Letter-of-Intent-gate is far from over. Just this morning, we told you how the South Plantation High star running back recruit said he’s still going to sign with Arkansas, even after his mom ran off with his letter of intent Wednesday. See also: -Mother of Alex Collins,…
Calvin Butler is in Palm Beach County Jail on a $100,000 bond, after being arrested Tuesday night and charged with practicing medicine without a license. The medicine Butler practiced?Injecting silicone into patients’ asses in a West Palm Beach motel and closing the wounds with Krazy Glue. Because, what could possibly…
Yesterday we told you about South Plantation High star running back Alex Collins’ mom confiscating his letter of intent to attend Arkansas and then disappearing with it. Basically, Momma Collins doesn’t want her baby to go so far away. And who can blame her? It’s her son; it’s a tense…
What’s better than a beer, a burger, and some very large boobs? Hallandale Beach and Weston would say, “Nothing. Nothing is what’s better than those things.” Because, as it turns out, both cities are planning to open new breastaurants in the coming months because titties is awesome! Hallandale Beach will…
So like we were totally in traffic court the other day and who comes up as the presiding robe on my docket but ugh omg Judge Sanders — right, the same creep-o who was jamming up my Facebook page with friend requests last spring break. I know, totally f-king awkward,…
This week, New Times reported on the electronic cigarette business, which is currently booming but faces a crossroads this April, when the Food and Drug Administration is set to release proposals on how it will regulate the industry. A Wells Fargo analyst who studies the tobacco industry told us that…
Like a little kid showing off her new toys, Donna Queen, a 50-year-old housewife from Coral Springs, giddily opens a black pouch and reveals her quiver of electronic cigarettes. One is covered in pink rhinestones that glitter like a disco ball. Another is decorated with a purple flower pattern. She…
Charlie Sheen lives in a big, yellow house on a T-shaped intersection in the middle of a fake neighborhood in a gated community off Mulholland Drive in Los Angeles. When I arrive there on a Saturday afternoon in January, I am intercepted in Sheen’s driveway by a security guard, a…
Looks like next week’s State of the Union address response by the GOPers is gonna be a little more charisma-y than what everybody’s used to. Republicans have announced that Charisma Boy! himself, President Sen. Marco Rubio, will be delivering their response to President Barack Obama’s State of the Union address…
Apparently Ohioans being butthurt about LeBron James leaving Cleveland to join the Miami Heat is still a thing. So much so that the State of Ohio has been receiving requests for vanity plates that express hatred for all things LeBron. Because it’s not enough to call a sports talk radio…
Today is National Signing Day, the day when high school football stars declare which college they’ll be attending. One of those players is South Plantation High five-star running back Alex Collins, who earlier this week committed to attend Arkansas over closer-to-home University of Miami. Turns out, at least one person…
The Boy Scouts were all set to vote today on whether they would allow gay members to join, because for their entire existence, the Scouts didn’t want no gays coming in and gaying up their khaki-short-shorts-bandanna-wearing boys-only club. But now comes the announcement that the vote has been delayed until…
The Miami Marlins held a fan/player meet-and-greet at the Hollywood Dave & Busters last night where they literally could have dressed the guy who hands out prize tickets in a suit and told people he was one of the new players and no one would have batted an eye. Meanwhile,…
Marco Rubio released his Spotify playlist yesterday. It couldn’t have been more hilarious, and, in a sense, very troubling. Apparently, Marco Rubio exclusively listens to the rhythms of America’s suburban and white and cliche youth. His Spotify list teems with top-40 trying-to-stay-with-it songs. See also: Senator Marco Rubio’s Spotify Track…
photo by Steve Paluch via Wikimedia CommonsRyan Braun On Tuesday, a week and a day after Miami New Times published online a report describing hundreds of pages of records from the office of a Coral Gables clinic, Biogenesis, the first professional baseball players have acknowledged involvement with owner Anthony Bosch…
You could be deciding whether cats and dogs live or die come November 2014. On Tuesday, Broward County commissioners debated an initiative that would let voters decide if taxes should be raised to prevent thousands of feral animals and unwanted pets from being put to sleep. So far, three of…
A bakery truck traveling on an overpass above I-95 at State Road 84 crashed before dawn and left the cab dangling over the edge. The driver was transported to Broward General Medical Center, and the passenger was reportedly dead. …
The Miami Dolphins are off to a good start as far jumping into the Fleecing Tax Payers Pants Party stadium renovation party goes. Lawmakers in the Florida Senate Commerce Committee gave unanimous support to a bill that would secure taxpayer money to cover half of the planned $400 million upgrades…
