Minimum Wage in Florida to Go Up 12 Cents

According to the Florida Department of Economic Opportunity, people who earn minimum wage in the Sunshine State will see a whole 12 cent increase in their paychecks starting this week. And with the whole fiscal cliff thing not happening now, it’s double good news for low wage earners today. Hooray!!…

Man Arrested for Leaving Baby With Strip Club

Whole new year, same old FLORIDERP. Kenneth Rowe, 26, of Daytona, wanted to start the new year getting his rocks off with some boobies in his face. So he hit up local strip joint, Sharks Lounge. But, turns out Rowe is the father of an 11-month-old baby. And it’s kind of…

Scott Israel’s Lousy Start: Stop the Fire Department Purge

New Broward County Sheriff Scott Israel whacked Fire Chief and Executive Director Neil de Jesus and two other top fire guys, Division Chief Robert Arrighetti, and Division Chief John Holgerson, who was in charge of fire and rescue training.  Nothing against new chief and Margate vet Anthony Stravino, but this…

Marco Rubio Voted No on Fiscal Cliff Bill

On the first ay of the brand new year, the House voted 257-167 to approve the Senate bill that would avoid major tax hikes and spending cuts and keep us all from falling over the so-called “fiscal cliff,” which would’ve been a terrible way to start 2013. The GOPers wanted…

Florida Panther Deaths in 2012 Break Record

Over the past year, we’ve kept you clued in on the fate of the Florida panthers, the big cats that have been showing up dead at a surprising rate. Thanks to a number of factors, the frequency of dead members of the endangered species was so troubling Florida was close…

Man Arrested for Recording Women in Dressing Rooms at Sawgrass Mills

An employee at Forever 21 clothing and apparels store in the Sawgrass Mills mall was arrested for allegedly recording female customers undressing inside the dressing rooms. Andre Clements, 30, was arrested after being reported by a female customer of peeping at her and others through the curtains of the store’s…

Two Men Arrested After They Drive-By Shoot a Deer

Charles Martin Jones and Michael Edward McCord were driving down State Road 52 near Darby in Pasco County when they saw a young deer on the side of the road and decided, what the hell, let’s shoot us a baby deer. Because, Florida! According to a Pasco Sheriff’s report, the…

Reminder: Don’t Fire Guns Into the Air Tonight

This is your annual New Year’s Eve reminder to please not fire a gun into the air at the stroke of midnight, like an asshole. Yet it happens every year. The old year ends, the new one begins, and people suddenly turn into Mexican bandits from an old Western and fire…

Woman Beats Up Boyfriend for Bad Oral Sex

The hell is the matter with the women of Manatee County? Or, actually, more to the point… the men? It was a little over a month ago that we saw a Manatee County woman beat the crap out of her boyfriend after he failed to satisfy her sexually. And now,…

Jupiter Bioscience Land Deal: Epic Fail?

Trying to find out what’s going on in the Town of Jupiter’s quest to purchase land owned by Business Development Board of Palm Beach County CEO Kelly Smallridge’s husband, Mark Smallridge, is like playing Whac-A-Mole: Nail down the answer to one question and another pops up to take its place.See…

Jell-O Shots at Work: It Must Be New Year’s Eve

So, it’s New Year’s Eve. And yes, it’s 9 a.m. But we can only assume that you’re already wasted. And this — this is a good thing. What’s terrible, however, is that you’re lost somewhere amid the throngs of corporate America, hammered drunk, perhaps irritated these pussies you work with…

Batman Pays a Visit to Joe DiMaggio’s Children’s Hospital

Here’s a nice little news item to warm your cockles before kicking off the last weekend of 2012: Batman visited the kids at Joe DiMaggio’s Children’s Hospital on Friday morning. The Dark Knight came complete with costume, the Bat Mobile and, of course, Robin, to lift the spirits of some…

Broward County Transit to Cut Express Fares From $2.35 to $1.75

Beginning January 7, the Broward County Transit will be cutting the east-west 595 Express bus fares from $2.35 to $1.75, with monthly passes at $58. The move was made mainly to boost ridership, which averaged 80 riders a day on the Sunrise to Fort Lauderdale 595 Express route. In contrast,…