Miami Dolphins vs. New York Jets Preview

The New York Jets head into town this weekend for TonySparanoRevengeTour2012. Both teams come into the week at 1-1 in a four-way tie between all teams in the AFC East which very much means that the winner of this game could potentially be in first place heading into Week 4…

Dolphins-Jets Might Be Blacked Out This Weekend — UPDATED

In probably the least surprising news ever, people don’t want to pay well over $50 to go watch a mediocre football team. The result of that not-at-all-surprising news is that this weekend’s showdown between the Dolphins and Jets at Sun Life Stadium is facing local TV blackouts because of a…

Did Mitt Romney Go Brownface on Univision?

During his face-melting “47 percent” comments, Mittington Romnom RoboRomney Mittbot Doghater Romney also said that if he were Latino, he would so win the presidency. Perhaps he wasn’t kidding. Romney appeared on Univision on Wednesday night to try to sway the Latino vote his way (which, according to the latest…

Larry Beinfest to Be Fired by Miami Marlins Next Week, According to Report

The Miami Marlins had what you might call a bit of a crappy season. Even though they entered this year superexcited about their brand-new stadium, their brand-new $100 million payroll, their brand-new shortstop, their brand-new closer, their brand-new manager, and being featured on Showtime’s The Franchise, things went south pretty…

Guma Aguiar’s Apt.: Magic Mirror, Dolce & Gabbana Bathtub and More

This week’s cover story is about the disappearance of Guma Aguiar, a wealthy Brazilian-born convert to Judaism who used his oil and gas fortune to buy many properties in Israel.Among the properties Guma Aguiar purchased in Israel are several homes in the Yemin Moshe quarter of Jerusalem, just west of…

Why Does City of Fort Lauderdale’s Google Ranking Suck?

Today’s morning post requires a bit of reader participation. Go to Google and type in “Fort Lauderdale.” Results will vary based on browser, search history, location, and a host of other factors Google’s all-knowing algorithm accounts for. But you’ll most likely see that somehow, a long-ago-abandoned and now-defunct URL for the city’s…

Broward County School District Recognizes LGBT History Month

Well now, this is rather big/historical/excellent news. On Wednesday, the Broward County School District unanimously passed a formal resolution recognizing October as LGBT History Month.The resolution is meant to honor lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender (LGBT) role models and their important strides and work within the community. There is no…

Jewish Voters Give Obama Big Lead in Florida, According to Poll

Mittington Romnom RoboRomney Mittbot Romney ain’t doing too hot with Jewish voters. That’s according to a new poll from the American Jewish Committee. The poll, which surveyed 254 registered Jewish voters in Florida between September 7 and 9, says President Obama leads Romney by 44 points in Florida. As for…

Florida Man Almost Cooked and Ate Endangered Sea Turtle

A Tampa fisherman caught himself a turtle a few months ago, put it in a fresh-water tank, and kept it in his backyard. But his intent wasn’t so much to make the little guy a pet but to totally make him into soup. Turns out, the guy caught a Kemp’s…

Marco Rubio Says Obama’s Agenda Is Redistribution

As we mentioned yesterday, Mittington Mittbot’s crack team went into damage control over his now infamous “47 percent” remarks by not only releasing a 14-year-old tape that apparently shows Barack Obama wearing a Che T-shirt and saying that the government should send everyone a check for $1 million talking about…

Rick Scott Gets Prickly With Reporter At Unemployment Questions

As we’ve recently pointed out, Rick Scott’s been going around bragging about how unemployment numbers have gone down while he’s been in office.Of course, what he hasn’t mentioned is that the numbers are deceiving since the reason they are down is because people have flat out given up looking for…

Guma Aguiar Disappearance: Rabbi Recalls His Mad Generosity

This week’s cover story is about Guma Aguiar, a driven, self-critical millionaire who disappeared at sea one night in June. Just before he struck it rich in the Texas oilfields, he converted to Judaism and met Moishe Meir Lipszyc, rabbi at Chabad Lubavitch of Fort Lauderdale. After getting rich, Aguiar…

DEP’s Jeff Littlejohn Hammered Once Again By PEER

When Jeff Littlejohn walked into the number-two post at the Florida Department of Environmental Protection in March 2011, there was no way he could have foreseen the PR crapfest that was coming. And no group has been as relentless in exposing his industry-first approach to environmental protection and fueling the…