Put down that can of cake icing! The U.S. annual fat report card was released Tuesday, and according to what it says, Florida will basically be one massive coronary with palm trees come 2030. According to the report, Florida is on track to hit 58.6 percent in 18 years, which…
Congratulations, Florida. You probably maybe almost for sure destroyed Mitt Romney’s hopes and dreams to become president of Don’tTreadOnMeLand. As we pointed about yesterday, RoboRomney set his pants on fire with his “47 percent” comments at a fundraiser right here in Boca. And since then, things have been blowing up…
Slaves, at least, got room and board. On John Textor’s digital plantation, the labor was going to pay the boss for the privilege of making him rich.For all the weeping and wailing over the demise of Digital Domain, the govt-subsidized “film school” that crashed and burned in West Palm Beach…
President Obama went on Letterman last night and addressed Mitt Romney’s “47 percent” comments for the first time publicly.David Letterman broke the ice by asking Obama how much he weighed, then commented on how the two weigh the same but how the president looks better. When Obama said Letterman looks…
Remember when Clint Eastwood got on stage at the RNC and started berating a chair? That was fun. In an interview with Extra during a junket for his new film, Clint was asked about the speech and how it’s still a relevant thing. And in true grizzled-old-guy fashion, he gave…
The Broward Commission has passed an ordinance to require gas station signs to advertise the highest prices they charge, not the lower, cash-only prices. The commission passed the amended ordinance, introduced by Lois Wexler, last week, and announced it in a press release. See also:Margate persecutes sign spinners That reminded…
Loaded guns, nunchucks, and a weed grinder that looks like a grenade — these are just a few of the items TSA screeners have uncovered passing through security checkpoints at airports in South Florida.See also- TSA at MIA and FLL: 35 Guns, a chainsaw and cannonballFortunately, the agency keeps a…
A man in Vero Beach was arrested for allegedly stealing $450 worth of shoes and clothes.In his pants. Byron Harvey, 38, was was arrested September 10 after cops went to a Bealls store in the 5900 block of 20th Street in Vero Beach and saw him in a dressing room,…
Miami Dolphins general manager is not a very popular guy around town (save maybe for a few still-loyal zombies here and there). And according to several fans who attended Sunday’s Dolphins-Raiders game, he got supermad at a critical fan and called the fan an “asshole.”Fans began to call in to…
Miami Dolphins head coach bought himself and his MISERY COUCH a mansion in Davie. Gossip Extra reports that Philbin purchased a five-bedroom suburban mansion in the gated Northstar Estates in Davie worth $1.78 million. The house has six bedrooms, seven baths, a gated “motorcourt” and a “resort-style” pool. Photos after…
Pelion Sunrise, a South Florida group led by tennis center owner Norman Canter, is pitching a giant winter-themed entertainment complex complete with skiing, snowboarding, sledding, snowmobiling, ice skating, and other assorted things that most people in South Florida aren’t in any way into. See Also:Ski Slopes and Mayoral Sleaze in…
Remember those remarks that one Willard Mittington Romnom RoboRomney Romney made at a fundraiser that broke the internet yesterday? The one where he basically took a dump on the majority of Americans and called you a bunch of freeloadin’ entitled pieces of worm-ridden filth? Well, turns out those remarks were…
How big must a man’s sandwich board be before the strong arm of the state comes down to crush his minimum-wage shenanigans? How long is too long for a giant arrow pointing to a mattress store where everything is always 75 percent off?Yeah, uh, six square feet, says the Margate…
Want to see a guy get bit by a relatively huge and very pissed-off Burmese python?If so, keep reading, because esteemed broadcast journalist Dan Rather has you covered.See Also:- Feds Likely to Face Legal Battle Over Python Ban- JAVMA Probes Whether Burmese Pythons Are Mere Hype or Destructive Force…
It seems like Mittington Romnom RoboRomney has officially set his pants on fire. In a video leaked to Mother Jones, Mitt Romney describes Obama’s supporters as people “who believe that they are victims,” are “dependent on the government,” and “who pay no income tax.” You think you deserve help? You…
A few weeks ago, we wrote about Rick Scott’s suddenly realizing that the FCAT was bad (mostly because his approval numbers were taking a bit of a tumble). Gov. McCreepypants released an ad that said he was listening to parents and teachers and that, as a result of all that…
The U.S. Coast Guard says it’s searching for a passenger who reportedly fell overboard from Royal Caribbean’s Allure of the Seas mega-cruise ship about 47 miles east of Fort Lauderdale.The 21-year-old woman from Bartlett, Tennessee — whose name has not been released — was reported missing on Sunday night around…
On Friday, we told you about several 15-pound sacks of weed that washed ashore on the beach near Commercial Boulevard. Some “Good Samaritans” saw the marijuana bricks and immediately called 911. But, in what might be the least shocking development in this story, some guy picked up one of the…
A few years ago, the Oregon Ducks unveiled neon-green uniforms to the masses. The colors were retro and the style unique. Then everyone went bananas with the neon green (the Seattle Seahawks adopted a similar color scheme). But Atlantic High in Delray has taken the neon-colored-uniform thing and unveiled what…
“We are the 99%!” The cry rings out again today in New York City, as protesters gather to mark the first anniversary of Occupy Wall Street, the encampment in the heart of New York’s Financial District that called out the nation on its obscene disparities of wealth and power. The…
Master marathon runner Paul Ryan was in Tampa over the weekend where he jumped in on the President Obama Terrorist Coddling Weakness Apologizing Paloozafest 2012. “If we project weakness, they come,” Ryan said of those who would attack the United States. “If we are strong, our adversaries will not test…
Holy shit. The Dolphins won. Oh yes. They so did. The Miami Dolphins were able to go into Sunday’s game against the Raiders and not do that thing where they play like a sack of ass, and were able to dismantle Oakland 35 -13, giving the Fins their first home…
