Allen West and Patrick Murphy Are All Tied Up, According to Poll

Looks like Rep. Allen West has himself a race. His challenger for the 18th District, Democrat Patrick Murphy, has a 47 to 46 percent edge over West, according to a new Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee poll. To take the poll, the DCCC commissioned Grove Insights, which surveyed 400 likely voters…

Dolphins Jet Hits Another Plane on Dallas Airport Tarmac

This friggin’ team. In what is possibly the greatest metaphor ever produced by the fates, the Miami Dolphins charter plane apparently clipped another parked plane as it was backing out during takeoff. The incident happened at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport last night as the team prepared to fly back to…

Obama-Masked Robber Has Been Arrested

Last March, we told you about a guy who was robbing Palm Beach County Burger Kings and McDonald’s restaurants with a gun while wearing an Obama mask.Well, according to Riviera Beach police, the masked bandit has been caught. And, as it turns out, it’s not actually the president but a…

Dead Body Found on Road; Cops Arrest Three Suspects

The body of a  22-year-old man was found in the middle of the road in Delray early this morning, and now cops say they have three people in custody. Responding to a call, Delray police discovered the body of Dustin Deckard in the 1100 block of SW Tenth Street at…

Paul Ryan Introduces Himself to America With Lies

See also: Paul Ryan Isn’t Helping Mitt in Florida, Hasn’t Actually Run the Numbers on Budget Plan; Paul Ryan Talks Medicare, Uses Mom as Mascot to Make His Point; Poll: Floridians Not Down With Paul Ryan’s Medicare Plan; What’s Really on Paul Ryan’s iPodAfter coming to Florida to introduce himself and his…

Dolphins Finish Winless in Preseason

In what is the least shocking news ever, the Miami Dolphins headed into Dallas yesterday and proceeded to get blasted in the face by a bazooka at the hands of the Cowboys to the tune of 30-13.So now the 2012 Dolphins join the 1966 and 1989 teams that went winless…

Sixteenth Dead Panther of 2012 Killed by Cat-on-Cat Aggression

See also “Urban Sprawl Kills Endangered Florida Panthers”The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission this week recovered a “heavily scavenged” panther carcass, marking the 16th dead panther recorded by state officials this year. The endangered predator was found on a piece of private land in Hendry County, east of the Okaloacoochee Slough State…

Rajindra Narinesingh: From “Elephant Woman” to Soap Opera Star

In a room festooned with zebra-print wallpaper, a purple curtain, and a bed with neon throw pillows, a tall brunette sits at a makeup table. Gazing into the mirror, she tells her pretty, pigtailed, 11-year-old daughter that she’s not thin enough. “Look at yourself… oooh, you look so pudgy,” Mom…

Jason Taylor Will Join the Dan LeBatard Show Starting Next Week

Well now, here’s some decent Miami Dolphins news. Lincoln Financial Media’s WAXY-AM (790, “The Ticket”) announced today that former Dolphins defensive end Jason Taylor will be joining the Dan Le Batard Show With Stugotz starting next week. The six-time pro bowler and the 2006 NFL Defensive Player of the Year…

Broward’s School Bus Mess Has Turned Into Finger-Pointing Farce

See also: Broward’s School Bus System Is a Mess The Broward school bus mess has officially gone plaid. Broward Schools Superintendent Robert Runcie blamed the whole thing on union sabotage. That’s right, the messy school bus problem that has your kids abandoned at bus stops and coming home late from…

Rick Scott Touring Palm Beach County Today

Tropical Storm Isaac might be gone and Palm Beach might be a little drier… but it’s about to get creepier! But in a good way. Maybe. Hopefully. Gov. Rick Scott is in town, armed with FEMA, a helicopter, and a smile. Isaac left a big heaping mess in Palm Beach…

Marco Rubio Was on the Daily Show Last Night

Marco Rubio appeared on the Daily Show With Jon Stewart last night, on same the night that the rest of the GOP got together up in Tampa to hear Chris Cristie talk about himself while others threw peanuts at an African-American woman while saying, “This is how we feed the…

Marco Rubio Got Interrupted by Hecklers Today

Marco Rubio was giving a speech to the Florida delegation at the Innisbrook Resort in Tampa today, when he was interrupted several times by members of Stand Up Florida. Among them was also former Lake Worth City Commissioner Cara Jennings, who’s made it a regular practice to protest Allen West’s speeches…

Prayer Moved Isaac Away From the RNC, Apparently

With the Republican National Convention all ready to kick off at the beginning of this week, many feared Tropical Storm Isaac would come and ruin all the fun, festivities, and chances to make old people scared of the black man, who may or may not be a Muslim and may or…

Jake Long Is Fine; Dolphins Still Suck

Yesterday during Dolphins practice, left tackle Jake Long (aka “THE WARHAMMER”) went down like a sack of hammers, continuing his yearly trend of getting injured just before the last game of the preseason. Long injured his right knee, and for a while there, the Dolphins feared he had done bad, terrible, no-good things…