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Rick Scott, who got back on the voter-purge horse last week in order to weed out the hundreds of thousands 198 people who would totally compromise elections, is now asking for donations to help his cause. See also: Rick Scott Continues Dumb Voter-Purge Crusade In a letter signed by Scott,…
New Times’ South Florida Web Awards 2012: Vote Now!
We’ve spent the past few weeks scoping out South Florida’s social media landscape in search of the best of the web. Our eyes are a bit bleary from staring at our computer screens and iPhones, but here it is: our first annual South Florida Web Awards. From the apps you…
Manatee Molester Turns Herself In to Authorities
Yesterday we told you about a lady who tried dry-humping riding a manatee like a horse and then disappeared into the ether. Pinellas County Sheriff’s deputies were not amused and announced that they were on the lookout for the manatee molester. “Go ride a Jet-Ski. Don’t use animals. She needs…
Marco Rubio Gets After Joe Biden’s Latest Gaffe
Crazy Uncle Joe was campaigning in Charlotte on Tuesday and did that thing where he said stuff that makes Democrats smack themselves on the forehead. Speaking of Mitt Romney and how he and Paul Ryan would raise taxes on the middle class, Biden said, “How they can justify… raising taxes…
Marlene Ross, Boynton Beach Commissioner, Sent Nude Pictures to Cousin, Report Says
Boynton Beach Commissioner Marlene Ross reportedly sent her first cousin nude photos of herself on Facebook. This may have led to her being extorted to vote a certain way. And now the City Commission is an uproar. Oh, Facebook. Not even first cousins are immune to your powers of sexting…
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Matt Drudge “Unearths” Another Dumb Video of Obama Saying Stuff
When a video of Mittington Mittbot saying rich douchey things about the majority of Americans to other rich people surfaced a couple of weeks back, Matt Drudge released a 14-year-old video of President Obama saying “redistribution” a lot of times. When that failed to anger America and force an impeachment,…
Supreme Court Justices Hear Lozman v. Riviera Beach, Ponder Floating Styrofoam Sofas
A kooky South Florida story made the big time in front of the U.S. Supreme Court on Monday, as justices heard arguments in a case that will decide whether Fane Lozman’s floating home — targeted for removal from a marina by Riviera Beach and towed away by U.S. marshals –…
Angel Rodriguez Operated a Tour Boat While Drunk, Tried to Swim Away, Failed Miserably
Tour-boat captains are supposed to be a little zany, maybe even a bit edgy if the crowd is right. But Angel Rodriguez of Island Safari Tours was apparently very drunk and totally insane when he took a trio of tourists out for a day of sightseeing near Key West. Yes, it sounds awesome at…
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Dwyane Wade Leaving Jordan Brand for Chinese Company
Dwyane Wade is officially switching shoe brands. Wade, who has been with Jordan Brand since 2010, is going to start endorsing Beijing-based footwear and apparel company Li-Ning. According to a source, Wade will be leaving Jordan Brand and joining up with Li-Ning, which is the number-two brand in China after…
Accused Manatee Molester Is on the Loose in St. Petersburg
Pinellas County Sheriff’s deputies are asking the public to help them catch an accused manatee molester. An unidentified woman is wanted for violating the Florida Manatee Sanctuary Act, which states that it is illegal for people to “intentionally or negligently” attempt to “molest, harass, or disturb any manatee.” According to…
Man Inherits Huge Clown Collection
Well now, this is kinda terrifying. Richard Levine of Fort Lauderdale was living his life, minding his own business, when he suddenly inherited 13,000 clown items. Levine got the collection after his father-in-law and business partner died two years ago. The warehouse of nightmare fuel includes clown dolls with happy…
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Here’s How the Feds Busted David Feltenberger for Smuggling Turtles to China
In October 2011, an undercover officer with the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service arrived at David Feltenberger’s “Big Lake Fish Farm” in Okeechobee. Feltenberger was sentenced last week for conspiring to export turtles. He had a license to keep hundreds or thousands of softshell turtles, snapping turtles, chicken turtles, striped mud…
Man Arrested for Bringing Gun Into Holy Land Experience
You would think this would be the one theme park that would allow — even encourage — arms. Because of God and guns and all. But… yeah, no. Not the case.A New Jersey man was arrested Sunday for attempting to bring a gun inside the Holy Land Experience theme park…
Dalia Dippolito Cop, Sgt. Frank Ranzie, Under Investigation For Possible Kiddie Porn
Boynton Beach police Sgt. Frank Ranzie, the cop who handled the Dalia Dippolito murder-for-hire plot, is reportedly under investigation for having kiddie porn on his laptop. According to the report, the porn was discovered after Ranzie brought his laptop in for service after it was hit with a virus. The…
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Obama Seen As Being More Supportive of Small Businesses In Florida Than Romney, According to Poll
Do a Google Image search for “Obama and small business” and you’ll get inundated with mindless memes harping on the president’s “you didn’t build that” comment. But a recent poll shows that 37 percent of small business owners in Florida see Obama as being more supportive of their ventures, compared with 34 percent who favored…
LeBron James Is Apparently A Heroin Brand Name
Upper Darby police in Philadelphia busted a major heroin dealer who who reportedly had 140 packets of smack labeled, “LeBron James.” The packets include a silhouette of a man dunking a basketball. Kind of like Michael Jordan’s Jumpman logo, except with dark circles around the eyes, constant licking of the…
Palm Beach Failing to Make a Profit with Red-light Traffic Cameras
Big Brother is watching. But Big Brother owes money.Those traffic light cameras that flash two seconds after you’ve run the red were supposed to pay bug for local governments. Instead, not so much is the case. According to county administrators, the county owes more than what it’s taking in. The 10 cameras…
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Joe Biden Tells Florida Seniors Romney’s Plan Will Tax Their Social Security
Joe Biden got medieval on Romney and Ryan’s asses over the weekend. Biden rallied supporters at his events in Boca Raton and Tamarac over the weekend, which were filled with Florida seniors. Biden went around telling the many, many seniors who attended his rallies that Romney’s economic plan could hit…
Allen West Down By 9 to Patrick Murphy In Latest Poll
According to a poll taken for the Democratic group House Majority PAC by Garin-Hart-Yang Research, Allen West is trailing challenger Patrick Murphy 52 percent to 43 percent. THAT RESEARCH FIRM IS COMMUNISSS!! Last week, West’s campaign released their own poll showing the congressman leading Murphy by nine. Another GOP-leaning poll…
Ryan Tannehill Sets Rookie Record, Dolphins Still Lose
Ryan Tannehill threw for 431 yards. Brian Hartline caught 12 passes for 253 yards. Cameron Wake registered four sacks. And yet the Miami Dolphins still found a way to dip their balls in the soft serve ice cream machine and lose to the Arizona Cardinals 24-21 in overtime. It was…
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Scripps Research Institute and the Paving of Black Jupiter
If history were clout, the people of Kennedy Estates would wear crowns. But history is bunk, and the black enclave’s residents are mere sand in the gears to the machinery of power.Nestled away in a small grid of streets in West Jupiter, the community is a part of the historic…