A Bradenton woman wanted to get it on with her boyfriend, so she started touching him. However, the boyfriend wasn’t feeling up to it for some reason and kept turning down her advances as the two lay in bed. So the woman had a reasonable enough response to his rejections…
About a half-dozen homes have been evacuated in Cocoa, in Brevard County, after police found guns and pipe bombs in a home Friday morning, WPTV is reporting. Police have also discovered several guns and rounds of ammunition in the home where the pipe bombs were found. Police moved in on…
In a Friday morning hearing, Palm Beach County Circuit Judge Jeffrey Colbath said that he will rule next week on whether John Goodman can be removed from house arrest, and have his ankle monitor taken off. See also: -John Goodman’s Lawyers Want Him Out of House Arrest, and His Ankle…
Frankly, Fox News, what took so damn long? After months of doing pretty much nothing since he lost his re-election bid to patrick Murphy, Allen West has finally landed himself a job! In the most obvious hiring of all time, West will become a Fox News contributor, the network announced…
The Broward County District Attorney’s Office has issued an arrest warrant for former Miami Dolphins receiver Chad Johnson, TMZ is reporting. The warrant is tied to Johnson’s domestic violence conviction for his August 2012 arrest for head-butting then wife Evelyn Lozada…
The mother of a 13-year old student at Lauderhill Middle School is suing the School Board of Broward County after a teacher at the school engaged in sexual activity with the boy when he was a student in her 8th grade class. In 2009, teacher Kristin Sullivan began engaging in…
Traffic is pretty bad down here in South Florida to begin with. Usually it’s because of an accident, or rush hour, or simply because people want to slow to 15 mph on a 55 mph highway to look at a guy changing his tired on the side of the road…
Radio “shock jock” Howard Stern has reportedly bought himself a mansion in Palm Beach, according to Gossip Extra. Someone purchased the lavish oceanfront home on 601 N. County Road for a whopping $52-million, according to sales records. And that someone is apparently Stern and his wife Beth Ostrosky…
Dwyane Wade would like us all to talk to his ass. After dealing with an annoying and painful bone bruise in his right knee, and playing like a shell of himself, it seemed that the whispers of his demise came stronger and harder than ever before. We even suggested he…
Men speaking in strange tongues call Rick Ross late in the night and ask him questions involving matters of which he has no knowledge. In English more broken than Tim Tebow’s NFL chances, they ply him for info on his next ill beat. They croon how much they love his…
Rick Scott may have opened the door to what would be quite the dynamic duo of derpness at the top. Scott told a Tampa-area radio station that he would be cool with considering former Rep. Allen West as his next lieutenant governor. Actually, Scott basically just gave a polite answer…
The city’s Planning & Zoning Board met Wednesday night at Fort Lauderdale City Hall and recommended approval for the Marina Lofts development high-rise apartments proposed for near downtown Fort Lauderdale, without even considering the 100-year-old rain tree at the center of the controversy at the meeting. See also: – Water…
An exotic dancer is recovering after suffering through a horrible series of events at the hands of a Boynton Beach man, police say. Thomas R. Fitzsimmons, 50, is accused of sexually assaulting the 39-year old stripper — whose name is being withheld — at gunpoint, while psychologically torturing her with…
FAU President Mary Jane Saunders turned in a letter of resignation Tuesday, which the university’s Board of Trustees Chair Anthony K.G. Barbar “regretfully” accepted. Saunders’ resignation ends a three-year tenure that has embroiled Florida Atlantic University in turmoil and controversy the past several months, including accusations of her sideswiping a…
John Goodman’s lawyers have filed a request to have the polo mogul taken out of house arrest and for his ankle monitor to be removed. The paperwork was filed Tuesday in the Palm Beach County courthouse. Goodman was awarded a new trial thanks to a loop-hole found by his former…
The Florida Panthers will be getting a new publicly funded $4.2 million scoreboard and master control room, thanks to the Broward Commission. The commission voted to allow Broward County’s bed tax to pay for it — which was the same exact tax the Miami Dolphins were asking for from Miami-Dade…
Kids. They can be a such a nuisance. Especially when you just want to go shopping for stuff. Amerite? One Volusia County mother thought so. So she left her 9-year-old and 4-year-old inside their trailer home, padlocked it, and went shopping at the local Dollar General Store…
So, thanks to this report, we may have located the world’s most entitled human persons ever. The report, published by the New York Post, says that some wealthy Manhattan moms visiting Disney World didn’t want their precious pampered tykes to wait in long lines for rides like everyone else, so…
A man from Illinois was honeymooning with his new bride in Orlando when he allegedly decided to leave their honeymoon suite at the Omni Hotel in Champions Gate to go pay another woman for sex. The newlywed woman had noticed her man had gone missing and called the cops. She…
A bunch of teens from Western High in Davie were headed to their high school prom on Saturday night when they decided to stop off and become heroes first by rescuing seven people, including two children, from a van that had flipped over on I-595. The teens, clad in tuxes…
The Chicago Bulls, fresh off having their their asses blown off in Friday’s game three, decided to go the ole “HEAD GAMES” route before last night’s game four. The Bulls turned the tables on the narrative of this series — that they can’t score, so therefore they need to nail…
Marco Rubio and the GOPers have their new Obama outrage to dryhump with this IRS fiasco where they targeted conservative groups during the 2012 election. And so Rubes is asking — nay, DAMANDING — that the IRS Commissioner resign his IRS Commissiony job effective immediately because… outrage! Also, there is…
